大家的反应在秦深预料之中,他粉笔一扔掷,精准落入粉笔盒,帅大家一脸血。
“其实有问题,也不打紧,不太重要。”
秦深斜倚在讲台边,风姿绰约,特别是说“不太重要”这叁个字时,眉梢微挑,举手投足间尽是风情,台下那群学生更是心跳加速。
于是,又有人发朋友圈或微博,建议心脏病患者或者心里承受能力较弱的同胞们过来时务必带药。
对于兴奋的学生们,秦深压压手示意他们安静:“上课时间和内容都在你们课表里,我简单说说你们最关心的,这门课最终成绩由平时成绩和期末论文构成,结课一周内把论文交到我手里就成了。”
“老师老师,结课论文要写多少字啊?”有位学生主动发问。
“不多。”秦深微微一笑,“五千。”
天了个撸!
大学选修课期末论文一般是两千到叁千,五千字着实太多了!!!
霎时间,遍地哀嚎。
有位胆大活络的男学生不知死活地说:“老师,其他选修课只要写两千字论文啊!”
“你们嫌字多啊?”秦深笑问。
大家非常一致地点头,跟捣蒜似得,保持一致的频率。
就在大家天真地以为他会好心退让时,顾念念心底腾升出一种不好的预感。
果不其然,秦深笑容可掬道:“那就闭卷考试。”
话音刚落,大家纷纷想打死刚刚那个胆大活络的男同学。
“不要啊!老师!我们想写论文!”
“对啊!我们选择写论文啊!”
“五千字刚刚好,一点都不多!”
字数虽多,但现在是互联网时代,左平右凑,总能鼓捣出一篇论文,如果是闭卷考试,还要复习,跟监考老师们斗智斗勇,折煞脑筋。学生们毫不犹豫选择了前者。
“老师为人很民主的,应了你们的要求。”
秦深勉为其难的模样,好像自己做了多大的退步,底下学生还要感谢我主开明、我主隆恩,而顾念念则恨不得生啖其肉,饮其血,抽其筋,挫骨扬灰。
秦深似乎有读心术般,眸底闪现一缕孤傲的锐光,望向顾念念愤懑的小脸,似乎在说,小样,别以为我不知道你在骂我。
看得顾念念心慌意乱,女孩的第六感又开始提醒她,绝对还没结束。
事实证明,蛇蝎美人这四个字很有道理。
秦深勾着唇,笑得无比奸诈:“忘记告诉你们了,我不收电子稿,所以结课论文请大家一个字、一个字地手写。”
此言一出,选修了这个课程的学生们差点吐血而亡,其他围观群众看着他们受虐,有种莫名的快感,称叹道,恩威并重!治学严谨!不愧是大家崇拜的秦教授!
“有意见?”秦深又问,极具亲和力。
有些不怕死的刚想抗议,被旁边的同胞压在一边,差点痛扁一顿,显然九成九的学生已经学乖,面如死灰,一致摇头,无比拥护这个决定。
有意见顶个卵用?!
顾念念小脸气得通红。
她肯定,如若有人敢跳起来反抗,绝对遭到无情的打压。
“老师!我有问题!”
所有目光聚集在顾念念身上,以为她对手写论文有意见,不少人捂着眼睛,以示画面太美,他们不敢看。
“说。”秦深笑道。
这个笑,美得无懈可击,却有种毛骨悚然的感觉。
大家顿感不好,已经做好迎接一万字结课论文的准备。
万众瞩目的顾念念同学很无辜地提醒:“不点名吗老师?”
第一节课一般都会点名,顾念念更关心的是往后的选修课,他是否有点名的习惯。
大家都松了一口气,同时为她这个问题感到羞耻。
“有这个需要吗?”秦深挑眉反问。
“没!”顾念念咧齿一笑。
用脚趾头想都知道,他的课必须是座无虚席,哪还需要用点名的方式留下大家,以后她可以光明正大地翘课了。
见到顾念念同学眉梢都是笑意,秦深唇边的弧度更明显了:“我的课堂没什么规矩,最讲究民主自由,只有一个要求,有哪些同学不同意我的观点,不要在课堂上提出,欢迎课后找我讨论。”如果课后还能找得到我的话。
就这还民主自由?
如果放在民国,顾念念真想在额头绑上白条,举起旗帜,高声呐喊——打倒霸权主义,打倒强权政治。
代表民意的顾念念同学举手大喊:“老师,没有联系方式,怎么找你啊?”
痴汉迷妹们也开始想起这个问题,纷纷要手机号,微信号,微博号,再不次来一个QQ号也成,艺高胆大的男学生竟喊出一个陌陌号,把热络的气氛推到另一个高度。
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